Are you a fine carpenter, a funky souzaphonist, and skilled marine navigator? We need you! Deft sailhandling skills preferred.

We often hear the defensive yelp of "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone isn't trying to kill you". Here's the thing though, life is good, life is short and you probably have enough food to eat.

Making bread isn't magic, but fresh bread is. Get familiar with this age old skill and enjoy a loaf today!

Or are they just another type of quiet quitting?

Let's face it, making beer is hard. So let's make some cider, very cheap, very simple cider.